Beware you merry gentlemen, my greetings I convey –

Think of all the food and drink consumed on Christmas Day.

Remember too that sticky sweets will lead to tooth decay.

 

Mark my warnings to guide you through this day,

Through this day.

Mark my warnings to guide you through this day.

 

Remember too on Boxing Day your stomach and your head.

It possibly could be that you will spend this day instead

With tablets for your ailments, followed by a day in bed.

 

Mark my warnings to guide you through this day,

Through this day.

Mark my warnings to guide you through this day.

 

 

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Published in 2010 - AMS Educational Ltd

CHRISTMAS POETRY FOR EVERYONE

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By Josie Whitehead